I mentioned this in Herring’s last whine, and should probably explain.

We're only a month into Boris's Mayorality, but let's have a quick look at what he's done for London so far.

Underground house

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has been implicated in the Jersey care home paedophile scandal

That I'm doing Christmas dinner this year. It's my first time.

News just in from K5, thanks to R Mutt for alerting us.

Ooh ooh ohh I've written a diary!!11! Nothing's that hard when you actually sit down and get on with it.

"TWO Pendle men have appeared before Pennine magistrates accused of having "a master plan" after what is believed to be a record haul of chemicals used in making home-made bombs was found in Colne.

Robert Cottage (49), of Talbot Street, Colne, and David Bolus Jackson (62), of Trent Road, Nelson, made separate appearances before the court charged with being in possession of an explosive substance for an unlawful purpose. The offences are under the Explosive Substances Act 1883.

Both men were remanded in custody to appear at Burnley Crown Court on October 23rd. Cottage was arrested at his home on Thursday, while retired dentist Jackson was arrested in the Lancaster area on Friday, the same day as he left a dental practice in Grange-over-Sands.

The 22 chemical components recovered by police are believed to be the largest haul ever found at a house in this country."

I had a week off work last week and went walking in the Lake District on Friday.

Because I haven't written one for a while

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A magpoo

Suggs walking up your drive